You Might Be A Domainer If…

Via In the Lab

… you think .mobi is a whale.
… on your job application you list cybersquatting.
… you can recite godaddy promo codes from memory.
… you’ve named one of your kids Alexa.
… you think “tasting” has nothing to do with food.
… you’ve appraised your own name.
… your main source of income is Adsense revenue.
… your Sedo rep sends you holiday cards.
… you consider “traffic” a good thing.
… your company’s CEO is not as important as it’s SEO.
… you own a “Vint Cerf for Pres” shirt.
… you have a diverse portfolio, but don’t own any stocks.
… you consider new visitors to your home as unique.
… you’ve registered a LLLL.com that doesn’t even make sense.
… you’d rather register a domain than register for class.
… you consider Whois a social network.
… you still refer to Zuho as SwapNames.
… you’re not a lawyer but can recite trademark laws from memory.
… you own some sort of iphone related domain name.
… your backlink quality is more important than your quality of friends.
… two words: ICANN
… you’ve ordered chips & Dotsauce.
… you knew godaddy before he was even a father.
… you’ve been in a fistfight because someone has dissed your Pagerank.
… you’ve registered a celebrity’s name.
… you consider parking nothing to do with an automobile.
… you’re favorite quote is “may the Rick Schwartz be with you.”
… you’ve posted over 1,000 posts in any domain forum.
… you trust Estibot more than your girlfriend.
… you’ve registered a misspelled word…on purpose.
… you cried when all the LLLL’s were gone.
… you don’t know a country’s capital, but you sure as hell know thier .cc
And the last reason You Might Be A Domainer is….
…you have a bracelet that says “What would Frank Schilling Do?”